Every Morning

🎵 Every morning there's a kitty screaming in the corner of my boyfriend's four post bed 🎵

He’s a Cact-guy

Heck Hath No Fury Like a Baker’s Scorn

Animal Crossing Is My New Personality Trait

Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls

🎵 Don’t go chasing waterfalls, they are smaller than they look 🎵

This Snek Is Unusually Wet

Strawberry Flavor

RAV4

I Love Peppers

Above the Influence of Animal Crossing

Remember those old Above the influence ads from early 2000s? This is how it feels with animal crossing.

Expect Delays Due to Adorableness

How I imagine my cats see themselves when they find a cardboard box.

Things NOT to Say at a Comic Con

I accidentally confused someone for Frank from 30 Rock at a comic con…true story.

Relatable Content

I Am Not the Avatar

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Every Time

I buy my cats cardboard cat houses, but they only tear them apart in the end.